FINALLY I MADE SOMETHING. I love GerIta, Bye.
zieberich asked: Femany + North, if you will :>
- Who cooks:
North for the most part. As a show of good faith he ate some of Femany’s wurst, once, and after she comforted him through twenty minutes of tears, they decided to put it behind them. She cooks when he’s not around, though, and tries to get good at Italian cooking and makes things like spaghettieis and it’s a little bit sad.
- Who does the laundry and other chores:
Femany has a chore wheel and those who do not stick to the chore wheel — “VENEZIANO!” — are punished. North was sad to find out that it is not a sexy punishment; it is merely more chores.
- How many children do they have:
The saying goes that Germans love Italians but do not respect them, while Italians respect Germans but do not love them. I think the same goes for their feelings towards their step-citizens. North likes playing with Femany’s dogs and she gets a whole lot of affection out of his cat?
- Who’s more dominant:
Femany, although North can weasel himself some things now and again.
- Favorite nonsexual activity:
Going running together. Which, of course, North only tolerates because it pretty much always ends in him getting carried home / sex.
- Their favorite place to be together:
This little neighborhood restaurant that has checkered table cloths and a really nice wait staff who don’t look at them like they want to puke.
- Any traditions:
Femany ends up carrying him somewhere at least once a week. Every time she does he manages to pat her ass. He also makes sure to praise her to a stranger at least once every day, except for the days when she shouts, so that comes down to about once a week as well.
- Their “song”:
Something really old and Italian because she has an enormous boner for his culture.
- What they do for each other on holidays:
He hides her socks so she can’t wear them with her sandals, and then volunteers to rub her sunscreen in except that is just an excuse to massage her and not get shouted at. She finds her socks because he always hides them in dumb places, and then she lectures him for like an hour. And then I remembered this probably is talking about the other kind of holiday whoops. They spend a lot, but not all, of their holidays together. Femany gets really drunk and clams up until someone manages to get her to talk and then it’s all horrible poetry about how in love she is and how wonderful North is. North gets a little pissy about when she gets that drunk, if he’s not already that drunk, because that means he won’t be getting laid that night.
- Where did they go for their honeymoon:
Spain, to Spain’s enormous amusement. He let them have their space, though, and promised to keep South Italy otherwise occupied.
- Where did they first meet:
Femany first met him as Germany when her brother was presenting her to the other nations— read: showing her off—, just after Germany was formally formed. She had read a lot of books about his house and listened to a lot of operas and seen a lot of paintings and she kind of already had a crush but didn’t say anything about it but then he was not. Like she expected. And so she buried her ~feelings~ in the sand because her people and her brother had big plans for her and she had a lot of responsibilities and she needed to focus! North first met her when she came to visit Austria’s house for the first time and she thought he was a girl because of his dress so she told him to help undress her and it was the first time he had ever seen a naked girl with a body the same age as his and he stared for a little bit too long even though he just wanted to draw it.
- Any pets:
Femany’s dogs and North’s cat.
- What do they fight over:
History. The love vs. respect thing.
- Do they go on vacations, if so where:
Many and multitudes :) Mostly to warm places, because Femany loves them so much, although it makes North a little jealous when they go anywhere that isn’t his house. She is especially fond of Spain, though, which is good, because Spain is very nonthreatening because North knows where he sleeps and also who he sleeps with.
Warnings: Gundam AU, …vaguely Gundam SEED, ……i kind of turned North into Lacus
Summary: Luise gets some leave and a sunny day.
why are you evil
if you like it put a gundam on it