sorry this took so long;; and thank youuu ;w;
gilbird can still tell which idiot is his huh
Anonymous asked: spamano ☼ ☄ ♤
☼ : Childhood headcanon
Romano doesn’t really remember much about Spain from when they were both young, although they were around each other then. He extrapolates from future times that Spain was obnoxious. Spain has a few inklings of memory, and most of those are centered around trying to play with a little brat, giving up, leaving to play with Rome instead, hearing the brat wail, feeling bad, going back to the brat, and having the brat throw mud at him for his troubles.
☄ : Any AU headcanon (modern, school, medieval, and so on)
Uh. Any AU in particular that you want, or? Headcanon for them in that Feliciano-is-a-Writer-AU that is tragically unfinished forever on the km: Antonio cuts Lovino’s hair, and normally he does it at their apartment, but sometimes when Lovino doesn’t have the time he’ll do it at his studio. Except when he’s cutting Lovino’s hair it’s like eyefucking to the max, and they make all the other people in the room really uncomfortable and eventually clear out the shop. Every time.
♤ : Cooking headcanon
They can both cook quite well! Romano is a lazy bastard, so he’ll default to trying to make other people cook for him, but at some point he misses his own food or wants to show off, and then he is Master and Commander of the kitchen and fuck you get out don’t touch anything. It’s a clusterfuck when they try to cook together, but they do still attempt it now and then. The system they’ve found that works for them is never working on the same dish at the same time. Makes ingredient prep take forever, but makes it far, far easier.
Remember that quarter century when Prussia was fabulous?
He doesn’t want to either.
Happy You’re A Kingdom Now Day, Prussia.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNND have some more music! I got my Italy Chara CD early so I decided to share with the fandom that I love so much as my way of saying thank you to you all! I only ordered Italy and he’ll probably be the only one I order (
maybe China), so I’m sorry but you’ll have to look for Japan’s elsewhere!
Here’s Romano’s Nah, It Will Settle Itself Somehow.
Link to the LJ download: http://hetalia.livejournal.com/12574372.html
For members only, lo siento.
tomatolovers asked: Spamano, blog au, spain finds romano's butt apreciation blog. Im sorry, I guess.
[this probably merits some sort of explanation; if you want to read that first, check below]
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It’s not that he got into a fight; that’s not it at all. It’s just that sometimes he gets carried away, just that, and before he knows it Antonio’s spent hours and hours staring at his screen and it’s night already. Usually he gets along with Ivan just fine, since usually they’re really busy talking about the episodes that already exist and they want the same characters to get together and they both think the producer of ¡Fútbol! is God’s gift to mankind. But everything changes on Thursday nights, because on Thursday nights the previews for the next episode come out and it’s a fiber optic death match to see who posts them first on the forums. Currently, Antonio and Ivan are tied.
But not for long if Antonio has any say in the matter.
And he doesn’t really have a say in the matter, because Ivan’s connection speeds are unholy but Antonio lives in Spain so he can actually watch the episodes on his tv before they get uploaded to the network site. Really, only the internet has a say in everything.
God, Antonio’s tired.
He maybe hasn’t slept in 36 hours, and he’s currently refreshing the page he’s on as much as he can without snapping the F5 key to bits underneath his fingers. He’s watching the hit count on his video rise and… and…
And more people are watching his uploads which means he won and he wants to write about this on his Enrique shrine, although the news is technically only about Antonio and only a little about ¡Fútbol! and not about Enrique Iglesias at all. Doesn’t matter. In his heart, Antonio knows Enrique will forgive him the transgression, because he won the competition of the week, and his angelfire page is better than Ivan’s anyway, and.
That’s when it turns into a fight.
Antonio never gets into fights over the internet, but things around him seem to escalate a whole lot, and at 4 in the morning he is obsessively searching for new pictures of Enrique, which is difficult because actors, actors do loads of photoshoots, but producers…? Not so many.
Not even producers who are also writers and beautiful.
Antonio’s heart weeps and he has a headache from how many shirtless pictures he’s scrolled past in the last three hours, but he’s not giving up. Maybe he’ll impose a twenty second blink break, but that doesn’t mean he’s giving up!
It’s during his blink break when Antonio stumbles across the link. When he opens his eyes and sees an entirely different page than the one he’d been on previously, he realizes that maybe blogging without looking is really silly, maybe he should have stopped clicking, but then he’s taken aback entirely and his breath catches.
These.
These are.
Pictures.
Of.
Enrique’s.
Bottom.
Antonio gulps, and forgets about needing to win, and bookmarks like his life depends on it.
[there will be more later fffffff romano didn’t even show up. all right, explanation time: a couple months ago, somehow, there came about an au on skype where spain has a fanboy blingee htmltastic shrine to Enrique Iglesias who is the producer of a television show called ¡Football! which is an HBOstyle yeshomo drama feat. euro players as actors, and romano is a fanboy of all these unholy long animes like Inferno and he will write twenty-page ship manifestos about dante/virgil and his fanfiction is like a single block of text for 80k words. And they meet on the internet. And stuff happens. And it’s the 90s. I don’t even know. I guess romano’s butt blog would be like ‘THESE BUTTS WOULD BE THE BUTTS OF MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS IF THEY WERE LIVE ACTION’ or maybe it would be his dirty secret that he refuses to admit to because as a bnf he must be perfect shining example except he’s the only one who thinks he’s a bnf I DON’T EVEN KNOW]
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and now インベーダーインベータ＝ save me i am lame
here’s this guy too
Old Hetalia fanart from 2008. Artist deleted both her website and her pixiv account.
ya thas subtle