A limerick:

toothlessrebel:

asgardiantelevision:

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Doesn’t look like a limerick to you? Try this:

A dozen, a gross, and a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared and not a bit more.

THE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCCCKKKKKKK

you know what you should do, 230 people who have the potential to see this message? you should cheer me up. i need some fucking cheering up.

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discoverynews:

Rare ‘Selenelion’ Possible on Wednesday’s Lunar Eclipse
Observers of Wednesday morning’s total lunar eclipse might be able to catch sight of an extremely rare cosmic sight.
On Oct. 8, Interested skywatchers should attempt to see the total eclipse of the moon and the rising sun simultaneously. The little-used name for this effect is called a “selenelion,” a phenomenon that celestial geometry says cannot happen. Learn more

discoverynews:

Rare ‘Selenelion’ Possible on Wednesday’s Lunar Eclipse

Observers of Wednesday morning’s total lunar eclipse might be able to catch sight of an extremely rare cosmic sight.

On Oct. 8, Interested skywatchers should attempt to see the total eclipse of the moon and the rising sun simultaneously. The little-used name for this effect is called a “selenelion,” a phenomenon that celestial geometry says cannot happen. Learn more

npr:

If your image of a computer programmer is a young man, there’s a good reason: It’s true. Recently, many big tech companies revealed how few of their female employees worked in programming and technical jobs. Google had some of the highest rates: 17 percent of its technical staff is female.
It wasn’t always this way. Decades ago, it was women who pioneered computer programming — but too often, that’s a part of history that even the smartest people don’t know.
The Forgotten Female Programmers Who Created Modern Tech
Photo: Courtesy of University of Pennsylvania

npr:

If your image of a computer programmer is a young man, there’s a good reason: It’s true. Recently, many big tech companies revealed how few of their female employees worked in programming and technical jobs. Google had some of the highest rates: 17 percent of its technical staff is female.

It wasn’t always this way. Decades ago, it was women who pioneered computer programming — but too often, that’s a part of history that even the smartest people don’t know.

The Forgotten Female Programmers Who Created Modern Tech

Photo: Courtesy of University of Pennsylvania

i didn’t invite no man booty :T

called it like a siren song

corbeauxtube:

My cock is leaking, I need to call this plumber. 

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corbeauxtube:

My cock is leaking, I need to call this plumber. 

This pic is in the ranks of “Follower Favorites” — my most like and reflagged posts. Click Here if you want to see what else my Followers find hot.
see I knew that’d be your reply too lol

it was like an invitation :   D

laindir said: I see the man butts have returned