laindir replied to your post:38 and 41?
oh yeaah I remember that hogwarts fic! …though all I remember of it now is how you wrote thugbro falling asleep in potions class.

you were the potions lab tech! dealing with dumb students blowing up their cauldrons and secretly reading porn behind your spellbooks!

^is all i remember about it, i don’t remember about zike

laindir said: 38 and 41?

38. Will you collect chocolate frog cards?

hell yes i will. it will be a sacrifice to eat a bunch of chocolate to do so but i am up to the challenge. also trivia.

41. What classes will you take for n.e.w.t.s?

probably all of them. not even gonna lie. if real life had time turners i would have taken all the AP classes at my high school.

pornodoro:

is aph romano perpetually high all the time like what the fuck is he even talking about how did he jump from roadways to trash cans to criticizing academic highbrows i don’t understand a word of this

pornodoro:

is aph romano perpetually high all the time like what the fuck is he even talking about how did he jump from roadways to trash cans to criticizing academic highbrows i don’t understand a word of this

Let's talk about life as a student in Hogwarts.
Send me numbers!
1. What house will you be in?
2. If the sorting hat was on you and it said you'd be great in a house you didn't consider before, will you follow his advice or choose what house you want?
3. What kind of animal would you bring to school?
4. If you were in class, where would you normally sit?
5. What do you think you'll be doing right now?
6. What's the core of your wand?
7. Do you think you'll be part of the quidditch team?
8. Will you be part of any organization???
9. Will you go home during holidays?
10. Do you think you'll have friends from other houses?
11. What will you pack for school?
12. How about when going home for holidays, what will you bring home?
13. Would you consider studying in another wizarding school?
14. Do you think you'll be a prefect or head girl/boy?
15. Are you going to be a pure-blood or half-blood or muggle-born?
16. Will you be related to any wizarding family?
17. Will you be a student who gets into trouble a lot?
18. Do you think you'll get a lot of detention? For what reason/s?
19. On hogsmeade visits, what shops will you go to?
20. Will you be supportive of your house's quidditch team?
21. Will you read Hogwarts:A History?
22. Do you think you'll get a lot of letters from home? How frequent do you think you'll get them?
23. Will you subscribe to the daily prophet or the quibbler or other wizarding world media?
24. Which part of the castle will be your favorite?
25. When sleeping in your dormitory, will your four-poster bed's curtains be drawn or closed?
26. If the team your house played against wins, do you think you'll be bitter towards the other team after the game?
27. Do you think you'll be a fan of wizard music?
28. Will you be curious enough to try and explore the whole castle, even if you know you can get in trouble for visiting some parts of it?
29. How frequent will your visits to the library be?
30. If someone was to form an organization similar to dumbledore's army, will you join?
31. If you were to get detention, what task would you prefer? Would you want to scrub cauldrons or clean trophies or sort through unlabeled books or…?
32. On your o.w.l.s, what subject/s will you get an O in? Which ones do you think you’ll get a T on?
33. How about in your n.e.w.t.s?
34. If you were a pure-blood, would you take interest in reading muggle literature?
35. At what time do you think you'll go to bed on weekdays?
36. Would you prefer firewhiskey over butterbeer?
37. What wizard snack would be your favorite? Or which one would you like to try?
38. Will you collect chocolate frog cards?
39. Will you keep track of which flavor of beans you already tried?
40. What quidditch team (excluding hogwarts houses) will you support?
41. What classes will you take for n.e.w.t.s?
42. What will your boggart be?
43. Will you stay in the hog’s head or the three broomsticks?
44. If you are of age, will you try to enter the triwizard tournament if they ever host one again?
45. What do you think happens during graduation?
46. Will you see the thestrals carrying the carriages?
47. If you were invited to join the slug club, will you accept the invitation?
48. Will you consider becoming a professor in hogwarts after school?
49. What would your patronus be?
50. What memory will you think of when making a patronus?
51. What year are you suppose to be in right now?

(Source: thisparadiseishell)

zahhaked:

sageofmagic:

memegrandpa:

helbows:

Introducing the Social Intelligence Test! From what I can tell, it’s sponsored by Harvard and it’s rather interesting. The basis is you look at pictures of people going through different emotions and decide what emotion they’re feeling. The trick is, you can only see their eyes.

How well can you read people? I never thought I was good at it, but I scored rather high on this test. It was a very interesting experience! I highly recommend taking this!

13 out of 36…

28 out of 36

Your score on this test was 25 out of 36.

The average result for adult population is 26 out of 36.

Your score on this test was 31 out of 36.

Huh. I went through most of this test thinking ‘fuck i don’t know’ and ‘why do all the pictures meant to be feminine have super heavy eye makeup, sidelong glances, and ~flirtatious~ or ~interested~ in the choice list’. I feel like this was either bs or secretly an experiment on gender discrimination.

terezidactyl:

dennys:

welcome to dencon, on your birthday you get an extra hour in the pit.

dENNY’S YOU DIDN’T

terezidactyl:

dennys:

welcome to dencon, on your birthday you get an extra hour in the pit.

dENNY’S YOU DIDN’T

Tampons were packed with their strings connecting them, like a strip of sausages, so they wouldn’t float away. Engineers asked Ride, “Is 100 the right number?” She would be in space for a week. “That would not be the right number,” she told them. At every turn, her difference was made clear to her. When it was announced Ride had been named to a space flight mission, her shuttle commander, Bob Crippen, who became a lifelong friend and colleague, introduced her as “undoubtedly the prettiest member of the crew.” At another press event, a reporter asked Ride how she would react to a problem on the shuttle: “Do you weep?”

laindir said: okay, for srs now: ummmmmm Jenny...?

I knew a Jenny fairly well in college, although since she was introduced as a friend’s friend I never really went through the ‘superman decides you are her friend’ process with her, and so it was weird just hanging out with her by myself because it didn’t always feel like we were actually friends. It was like she had a Go pass for friendshipland except those actually aren’t valid in supermanworld. If you jive.

laindir said: Zike

I don’t know anyone actually named zike. If I did, I bet I would think they were such a dick.